Mello Glaze Bakery, East Minnehaha Parkway and 28th Ave. S.
A man who has been sitting at a table talking to the proprietor gets up to leave, saying, “I’ll go look in the dumpster, then.” To which she replies, “They are in there; there may be stuff thrown on top of them.” Moments later, he emerges from behind the building with a large plastic bag containing dozens of donuts, tosses the bag into the back of a pickup truck, and drives off.
—Sharon Parker

Friday, Dec. 23
Kopp Hall, Minneapolis Community and Technical College.
Sign outside the first floor men's room: “Accessible restroom located on
Level 2.”
—Chris Dodge